Anna Nicole

Here we find Anna Nicole in her natural habitat — she’s a 6KG Crozier’s free range turkey, which should apparently serve ~16, we had her at a meal for just 4, and then three other meals. This is a lot of turkey. Perhaps you can’t quite tell the scale, but that’s a very large roasting dish she completely fills.

As is appropriate for the season, Anna Nicole is wearing a tailored blanket of Freedom Farms free range bacon, stuffed with onions, lemons, and garlic bulbs, and liberally basted with butter & olive oil.

If you think you can see a woman’s face in amongst the vegetables, you’re not alone. I think this turkey may have been haunted.

(Naming? Obvious. She’s a dead bird with huge breasts.)