Rogue Assassin (2007)

It turns out we can probably formulate a few simple rules…

  1. If you’re making an English language movie, you should probably skip Jet Li
  2. If you’re making a Jason Statham movie, it had better be jokey
  3. If your movie isn’t about superheroes, don’t call any of your characters Rogue

If you break these rules, your movie will suck – as evidence of this I present Rogue Assassin, a steaming pile of crap.

Don’t bother.