It turns out we can probably formulate a few simple rules…
- If you’re making an English language movie, you should probably skip Jet Li
- If you’re making a Jason Statham movie, it had better be jokey
- If your movie isn’t about superheroes, don’t call any of your characters Rogue
If you break these rules, your movie will suck – as evidence of this I present Rogue Assassin, a steaming pile of crap.