Instant Justice.

One of my favourite things is when someone tries to attack, rob or generally agress on someone else, but instead of that, they get their ass handed to them. This is perfect, instant karma. Here’s a wonderful example from today’s New Zealand Herald:

A man who tried to rob the Mercury Bay Foodmarket in Whitianga armed with a knife last night was disarmed and knocked unconscious by the store’s occupants.

Police said the man entered the store about 8.30pm and demanded money but was overpowered.

He suffered a head injury and was taken to Thames Hospital by ambulance.

Late last night he was helping the police with their inquiries.

That’s right, he went in with a knife – and came out with a head injury. I especially love the dry line about ‘helping police with their inquiries.’