After seemingly endless demands, here is a crappy low res high compression boring, long, mostly silent video. It’s mostly to show Claire how Eddie is growing up, but it also features… George being nice; my dinner; me drinking a looong glass of bir; no nudity.
Nearly 8 minutes, only 4.96MB, WMV format.
Feedback is welcome from anyone, but if you say "Jeeze, it’s so boring, and the picture is crappy" I’ll reply "You did read the warning, yes?"