Happy New Year!

General, Reckons

Welcome to the year in which I’ll be owning your ass — or at least trying some new business ideas I’ve had, the owning of your ass might take a few decades, and I promise I’ll take good care of it when it’s mine.

Also, thank you Hennessy and Cuban cigars, you’ve made my new year pretty happy so far.

w00t. I love living in the future! 🙂

(Oh, whoever is responsible for dishing out the flying cars, I think you must have misplaced mine, can you please deliver it to the new house? Thanks.)

Oh, also enjoying Jelly Belly Gourmet Jelly Beans, my favourite is Buttered Popcorn (second place goes to Coconut Macaroon (2 x Coconut + 1 x Very Cherry)) — no ear wax for me!