McDonald’s is for the dogs.

Right, so some people say that McDonald’s isn’t fit for dogs, well, McDonald’s LOVES dogs… So shut up.

Ever seen this before? I have, but only once, bloody cheeky buggers, they’ve got a nerve… Terrible service, then they go and give us doggy treats. It’s a nice idea, I’d prefer that they just get my order right – everytime… Not just one time in 3.

FFS.

Secondly, fucking hell, why did no one point out I’d been writing 2002 again?.. Bastards.