Okay, I know that summer officially ended, like, months ago… But… Summer now really actually feels over. The whole dark at 6pm thing is a dead giveaway. I don’t have anything against Winter (well, I guess it’s still Autumn technically), but I do like light.
L&P
So, tried the new L&P Dry?.. Interesting. But, umm, L&P is L&P… What are they playing at?.. It’s like the whole Fanta thing all over again.
The Baker Monkey will rock your world, just as soon as he gets his shiznit together.
The Baker Monkey is about to make another appearance, this time, for a change, something absolutely PACKED with sugar.
Today or tomorrow. I promise*.
* promises will not be honoured
Famous First Words.
George typed his first ‘words’ tonight… His keyboarding needs some work…
"-p0o;lk,m"
The Sproullster.
Soreness.
Oh, and my elbow is stuffed. Ouchie.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front. (a.k.a. MILF.)
So this morning a bomb blast in the Phillipines kills at least 19 people, tragically some of them were white. I don’t usually post about this sort of thing, but at this stage it’s been attributed to a group called Moro Islamic Liberation Front or MILF… Now, in trying to find out more about these scumbags, I found… What?
Right, so obviously these are groups of people trying to expose these fuckheads, providing information about their war on terrorism?.. Something like that, yeah? Nup.
Kick my ass, please.
Apparently today is kick Morgan’s arse Tuesday… So get in quick and there might still be sometihng that hasn’t been smashed bashedo r thrown on the ground.
Oh, no, too late already. *cries and cradles elbow*
Such a pussy. Forgive me..
McDonald’s is for the dogs.
Right, so some people say that McDonald’s isn’t fit for dogs, well, McDonald’s LOVES dogs… So shut up.
Ever seen this before? I have, but only once, bloody cheeky buggers, they’ve got a nerve… Terrible service, then they go and give us doggy treats. It’s a nice idea, I’d prefer that they just get my order right – everytime… Not just one time in 3.
FFS.
Secondly, fucking hell, why did no one point out I’d been writing 2002 again?.. Bastards.
Bethells. Bodysurfing. Bluebottles. BBQ. Better big bangs.
Went out to Bethells with young Dylan again yesterday, good fun… Took my new bodyboard and played with that a bit, and also did some bodysurfing… Clever Dylan managed to get himself stung by a bluebottle, was quite cool, left a trail of about 20 or so venom sacks stuck on his back. Pretty.
Later a quiet BBQ… Then off out to the Chinese Lantern Festival in Albert Park, that was pretty crowded, and good fun watching the fireworks, they opted for crazy-wall-of-light-and-noise-that-lasts-for-ages over the more popular gigantic-explosions-every-now-and-then, much better than last years occasional-fizzery-bang-in-the-sky.
All good fun.
