Channeling Jackie

Let me just get a few things out of the way quickly…

Movie 1. People have been divided on the coolness of Transformers, and let me just say this one thing about it… It’s a very cool good fun movie as long as you pretend the Transformers never ever ever speak. An edit where they just let them have cool voices (or no voices) instead of the awful goddamn 1980s cartoon voices would be flat out awesome. Everything Optimus Prime said was cheesy, and his voice was fucked. The action was cool, the effects were pretty good. The transforming sequences were enough to make 20ish year old girls go ‘Eeeeeeeeeeeee’. Bumblebee was cool, being a Camaro was fine. (And wowie, but have you ever met a movie that was more ideal for automotive product placement? They could probably have shown it gratis and still made a profit. I bet.)

Movie 2. Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer SUCKS. (But the Silver Surfer was very cool. Especially when he was off the board and all kind of gunmetalish. Even the Silver Surfer rocking out like the natural born bad mother fucker he is can’t save this movie. The Fantastic Four are just too godawful cheesecake to make for a good modern comic book super hero movie without more changes.) (I did like some things about it, the product placement product placement joke was good, for instance and Jessica Alba’s bare ass perhaps even better, though it was the only good thing about her entire performance.)

Movie 3. Sicko. I’m sure everyone has already seen this, so you already know it’s bloody good. Only the most insane frothing at the mouth lefty would deny that Moore sometimes, let’s just say ignores facts that don’t support his position? But this is still a fabulous little docco. Possibly his best yet.

Movies I’m looking forward to: Bourne 3. Die hard 4.
Other things I’ve been enjoying: Evenings with the friendgirl. Sweet little girly sleep noises. The Chinese laundry.

Glorious Defeat

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been staying up to watch the yachting… Not all of them, I admit, but perhaps 5 of the 7.

During the LV races, I thought we weren’t even going to get through. The quality of the opposition just seemed so high (it might be taking national pride a little too far to say I think that having at least some NZ crew on virtually all of the boats has something to do with this). So my expectations were low.

TeamNZ utterly creamed the opposition and got through the finals 5-0. This was nice – I love it when NZ teams win, even in sports I generally have no interest in, it makes me feel good to know that NZers are out there on the world stage and doing good – and so of course my interest grew.

Still, everyone was talking about how the Alinghi boat was a rocket ship, and would sail rings around any challenger, so still I didn’t expect much, we are after all so used to seeing the America’s Cup race going down 5-0.

And then, before we really knew what was happening, TeamNZ are sitting in the lead at 2-1. Having watched race 4, there is no question in my mind that they were going to win – they were sailing their asses off when that bloody sail exploded. If you were watching you’ll know what I’m talking about when I mention the incredible frustration of watching the crew struggle beneath that giant flapping tatter of sail. And it speaks a lot to the teams drive that even after such a disaster, they still managed to catch up to Alinghi – yet more evidence, to me at least, that if that sail hadn’t blown, it was going to be a walkover, and TeamNZ would have been up at 3-1.

But, obviously, that didn’t happen, and from there on our Alinghi seemed to catch the breaks. (No doubt they raced well, but I honestly believe that luck was a major factor in dictating who took most of those wins. The crews and the boats were equally great.)

If you weren’t watching, perhaps if you were only seeing the highlights, or hearing the results in the morning, you won’t understand just how incredible the sailing was. The score line simply doesn’t reflect the incredible closeness of the competition.

Last nights race was a fabulous example of this, once again, TeamNZ would have utterly creamed Alinghi but for a simple disaster, Brad Butterworth played a strategic game that forced TeamNZ into a penalty situation, and sailed away – they were a full 100m ahead at one point, going into the final leg – and yet, TeamNZ sailed past them, made up enough ground that they got to the finish line in time to make their penalty turn, and had finished that and were underway again, moving off from a dead stop, just covering that last meter, when Alinghi finally caught up crossed a second ahead.

It was incredible.

If our team has to lose, I’m glad that it’s like that. (Though without the penalty, thanks. It might have been smart play, but it was poor sportsmanship.)

I have mixed feelings that it’s all over with. Had our boys managed to win, I just don’t think I could have handled watching any more races like the ones we already had. I need a few years rest before I can take any more of that.

If you think it was boring you weren’t watching.

(Or you’re a cretin.)

Spore delayed again.

Dear Internet,

I was really looking forward to Wil “SimEverything” Wright’s new game Spore.

It’s been in development since 2000, it was revealed to the public in 2004, it was demoed in 2005, and has a huge buzz amongst gamers of all stripes. The demo in 2005 looked so mature that it was widely expected to be available in 2006. Then it was expected in March of this year. Then it was delayed until later this year, then it was delayed until the beginning of 2008, now it’s been delayed until “financial year” 2009. Which might mean some time in late 2008, or perhaps the beginning off 2009.

This is a game. A game they’ve been working on for 7 years. Not International space Station attitude control code. A game.

A game I wanted to play. This desire is rapidly waning.

Oooh, maybe the delays are due to bugs in their procedurally generated excuse making program? Once that’s ready, we can have seemingly endless excuses, in just a 2K download. (Even dial-up users can have endless excuses! Now that’s customer centric thinking!)

Okay, I’ve changed my mind about this whole thing… This isn’t a problem, it’s an opportunity. Now I’m looking forward to this bright rainbow flavoured future full of user contributed, procedurally generated excuses and disappointments.

Regards,
The Morgan

Safari comes in from the cold

First up let me say that the more competition in a given market, the better I think that market will be for the consumer (this isn’t particularly controversial) – this is especially true, in my humble opinion, in a market which can’t be infected with a toxic race to the bottom mentality, but instead where the competition is on quality, not on price. One example of this is the web browser market, if the product is free, you will simply choose the one that’s best for you. (Though if you’re like most people, you’ll just use whatever you have and probably won’t even be aware of any of the drawbacks, vulnerabilities, or limitations. That’s just what you get for being lazy and uninformed.)

By far (more than all other browsers combined) the dominant web browser is Microsoft’s Internet Explorer (IE), it does everything you expect a modern web browser to do, but let’s be honest, it just isn’t super great if you look any deeper than this. It has this dominance exclusively because of the lazy uninformed majority already mentioned – IE comes preinstalled on the super-dominant market leading operating system – Microsoft Windows.

But its dominance isn’t as overwhelming as you might think – if it followed Windows’ dominance, it would be somewhere up over 90%. But to the contrary, Firefox, a free and open source browser which doesn’t come preinstalled – that instead users have to find download and install, has something over 30% of the market.

Why do you think this is? It’s very simple, Firefox is very good. It thrives on word of mouth. People find it, use it, discover how great it is, and the scales fall from their eyes – they never use IE again (excepting the ocassional badly built bank website) – and they get their friends to use Firefox as well.

Firefox is well built – and has a very large developer community that drives innovation like mad.

But look over there on the browser popularity chart, waaay down there, over on the right you’ll see another little browser, down there past Opera, down down down, and there you’ll find Apple’s Safari, with – again depending on who you believe – around 1.5% of the market. Safari is Apple’s version of Internet Explorer – they include it with their OS, so Apple users are very likely to use it instead of any of the alternatives. Microsoft do actually provide a version of IE for Apple’s operating system ‘OSX’, but to be honest it’s just not very good, it’s several versions behind the Windows release, and isn’t actively developed.

So there is very little motivation to move from Safari if you’re an Apple user. But, you can get Firefox for Apple – and Firefox really makes Safari look very poor. Indeed, on my Mac I use Firefox for general browsing, and only fire up Safari if I need to test compatibility of something in active development.

The point of all this jibber-jabber, is that Steve “Reality Distortion Field” Jobs, Apple Co-Founder and CEO has announced that Apple have created a version of Safari for Windows.

Now here’s the thing about Apple, they have great industrial design, fair (though perhaps over rated) user interface design, and completely fabulous application integration. (Apple software works really well with other Apple software. They do a better job at this than just about anyone else.)

Whatever they do well, though, Apple does not write good Windows software. Just look at iTunes & Quicktime. Completely unsympathetic interface design – they don’t look or work much like any other Windows applications. Horrible colour scheme (that brushed metal look is so dated). And very slow update cycle. (This slow update cycle is the same reason that, believe it or not, Microsoft is considered to be more responsive to security vulnerabilities than Apple. Though you could argue that they have to be.)

Any other complaints aside, more competition with Microsoft is a good thing.

Apple will have to provide a pretty compelling product to drag me away from Firefox – I certainly don’t trust them at face value when they claim that Safari is faster than any other browser. You see, Apple made pretty similar claims about the speed of their computer systems – I’m sure you remember when they used to say that Intel processors (as included in many Windows computers) were much slower than Apple’s chosen processor. Only to switch to using Intel processors because they’re… so… much… faster. (Can’t have it both ways guys.)

Never mind that the claimed speed improvements are measured in milliseconds – there are finite steps involved in loading a webpage, and browser rendering efficiency can play only a very small part in that outside of a lab. (And perhaps it’s only faster because it provides less in the way of actual features, but I can’t make that claim with any great authority. Yet.)

All argument either way aside, just like the choice between Apple & Windows in general, the reason you choose a particular browser is down to personal preference – so the best thing to do is try some and see if you like them. If you’re interested in trying out Safari, you can get it from the Apple website. Whatever else I might have said, I do encourage you to have a look.

But I would encourage you more strongly to Download Firefox instead. In my humble opinion, it’s the best browser out there right now, bar none.

(If Safari does, against all the odds, do something better than Firefox, those features will be “embraced and extended” so this really can only be good for Firefox.)

My Happy Tree Friend

Sitting at my desk, as insane as usual…

Insane, as usual.

I noticed a new friend waiting to be made, standing outside all colourful and happy, taking care of the trees around my office windows.

My new best friend.

And then he ruined everything by backing his big orange chipper truck directly up to my window.

Please make the bad thing stop!

Bad noise, please go away.

Pirates… Forever. And ever.

I managed to trick cool fun girl into another date (it was easy – I’m super charming and smell fabulous). This time instead of completely blowing her mind, I opted for a more gentle evening: Delicious Korean food, a drink and a movie.

The Korean food was good (in the former Minsokchon premises, menu is a little more confusing, but the food is still pretty much as good), a drink is self explanatory – which it had better be if it has that much tequila in it, as I’m certainly not going to be explaining it.

And for the movie we went to the latest Pirates movie. It was ok, but it would have been even better if I hadn’t grown old and died watching it.

Good things: Hallucinating Captain Jack. Crabs. Johnny Depp. The monkey. A nice refreshing glass of Long Island Ice Tea before going in. And just in passing: Keira Knightly. (If she begged me, and promised she’d leave before I woke up, I’d consider letting her have sex with me. But it would have to be very sincere begging. And I hope she doesn’t mind if I read my book while she does whatever it is that she seems so keen for.)

Bad things: Too long. The Keith Richard’s stuff with the guitar was a bit on the nose.

Anyway, yay for the long weekend – bloody good timing too, I’ve got a lot of stuff planned.

Crazy Mofo Retriever

Some dogs retrieve ducks, some dogs retrieve folk caught under avalanches, some dogs retrieve bits of rope and possums but certainly not frisbees or tennis balls (George).  This dog?  He retrieves fucken’ SHARKS.

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(Don’t take my title to mean I think this dog’s breed is Retriever, it’s clearly not.)