To follow on from the new cocktail invention, I invented a delicious new snack this afternoon, I like to call it ‘Nausea in a Blanket’ — they’re really easy to make: unwrap a cheese slice, smear a teaspoon of American mayo on half of it, put a nice crispy pickled gherkin on the half without mayo and roll the cheese up over it. Now crunch that little baby up real good in your slavering mouth. Oh yeah, you know you like it!
(They don’t make me nauseous, but Claire doesn’t like pickles, so they’ll be unpopular with her.)