Do not do this.

Once upon a time Germans were a nightmare of technological sophistication, which they applied to perfecting mass-murder factories and weapons of terror and vengeance. Thankfully now they’re known more for liking beer a bit too much, and producing really weird porn.

This is not porn, but it seems to be at least partially beer driven (also lunacy and testosterone).
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Who could possibly have predicted this outcome. (Hint: anyone with a brain.)

I wish the guy with the camera hadn’t filmed so much grass at the end there, I want to know what happened to that amateur backwards-Superman cum potential Darwin Award winner.