If you haven’t already seen it, you’re… well, you’re probably an idiot.
If you have seen it, but didn’t see it on IMAX, you’re certainly, without a doubt, an idiot.Ã‚Â (Unless you live in a city with no IMAX, in which case you get a pass. Grudgingly.)
You see, a number of sequences in The Dark Knight were filmed on IMAX, which is very unusual for a movie that isn’t a documentary, but the first time the screen fills up?Ã‚Â Just… incredible.Ã‚Â It will drag the corners of your mouth wide in astonishment at its grandeur.
If you’re one of those people who likes to watch movies at home, on DVD…Ã‚Â Change you habits for this one.Ã‚Â It simply has to be seen on IMAX to be fully appreciated.
I’m tired, now, of using that brand name.Ã‚Â Just, one last go: don’t see it anywhere but in… you know… that cinema…Ã‚Â I already named like three times.Ã‚Â Ok?Ã‚Â Please.Ã‚Â You won’t regret it.
And, come on, for fuck’s sake, it’s $2.50 more.Ã‚Â Two dollars and fifty fucking cents.Ã‚Â What are you?
Ok, I’m done with the IMAX stuff now.
The performances.Ã‚Â You will have to forgive me, it’s going to sound like a venerating the dead thing, but it’s not, Heath Ledger steals the whole damn movie.Ã‚Â His performance is incredible.Ã‚Â This is absolutely the ultimate Joker.Ã‚Â He leaves Jack Nicholson for dead.Ã‚Â Absolutely for dead.
Least compelling is Maggie Gyllenhaal, I mean her performance, I guess, isn’t too bad… But her voice is weak and girly when it needs to be strong – she’s supposed to be a powerful assistant district attorney, but she sounds like a little girl -Ã‚Â but worse, if people are going to be constantly talking about her beauty, she should probably be something that resembles beautiful.Ã‚Â And not just weeeeird looking.Ã‚Â In the face.
Michael Caine & Morgan Freeman are great. Christian Bale is very good as Bruce Wayne, but I find the voice he puts on when he’s *spoiler* The Batman *spoiler*, to be rather irritating and overdone.Ã‚Â Aaron Eckhart is pretty good as well.
Two-Face’s makeup is incredible, and goes far further than I expected.
But whatever other performances were good, and however fun the other characters, all of the best scenes are definitely reserved for the Joker.Ã‚Â Favourites include the one when he’s dressed as a nurse, hobbling along on his skinny little peg legs, and another when he’s hanging out of the back of a squad car, all crazy tongued and joyful.
There’s a reason this one has broken all the box office records.Ã‚Â And I’m sure you’re part of that reason.Ã‚Â So you already know all of this.