Right, so when I’m coming to your self service carwash place to find out what your locations are, I might expect to see locations, hours of operation and various services available, I might even expect to see advice on how to get the best results for my car. What I don’t expect is to be offered one of a selection of dozens of desktop wallpapers of car wash bays, girls washing their cars, and yeah sure some clean cars. So, for today, my what the fuck? is carwash wallpaper.