I’m happy for you not to vote.

Not only does your lack of vote mean my vote is worth just a teeny-tiny little bit more, but if you don’t vote I won’t need to pay any heed whatsoever to your incessant whining about that pignut Banks becoming mayor again. (I hope he doesn’t, but a lot of people seem completely incapable of detecting his seemingly endless, delusional, balls-out lies.)

Of course, if you did vote, I’d be happy with that too.