The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)

Sequel to the 2006 re-make of the 1977 original, itself remade in 1985. I’m sure you probably could have guessed without sitting through 89 interminable minutes of this awful shit that this is awful shit. Apparently I’m not quite so smart. The only characters that didn’t suck died early, so then it got even worse – but even while they were still alive it was still utterly, endlessly, stinkingly appalling.