So, it turns out I’m a heretic, and therefore destined to spend my afterlife in the City of Dis on the 6th circle of hell.

Pray for my soul.

Oh, and thank the generous, benevolent and ever loving Sky Bully that He didn’t make me a filthy sodomite, being destined to eternity on the 7th level of hell would have just been unpleasant. Know what I mean?

They don’t even have good coffee.