Fare thee well.

Just got back from seeing Claire off on her world tour at the airport, feeling very sad and lonely already, invitations to social events of all kind are invited, including sitting around watching tv or bbqs or movies or whatever.

In other news, we will never defeat the spammers*, they’re smarter than us, check out what I just got:

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Beautiful! Perpetrating evil through ASCII art, who’d ever have thought it?

* This isn’t actually true, we will easily defeat them, in fact this message was tagged as spam and dumped in my junk mail folder automatically, but it’s still beautiful.