Kiddy fiddler.

Beard.So, I was going to try to grow out a full beard, but I’m now under strict instructions that I must tidy up (eg. shave) before our little dinner outing this evening, which will set me back about 2 weeks. Ahh well. Maybe I can give myself a nice child-molester mustache or something, teach her a lesson not to trifle with me.

*gets whacked in the back of the head*

Or not.