The other night we walked past a parking warden being a fucking hypocrite bastard.
If I parked in the same place he did, he’d quite gladly give me a $60 ticket, so why can’t I give him one?
I noticed that as I was taking the photo he started to look very interested… Being across the road he didn’t have an opportunity to ask me what I was doing. Would have loved to have gotten a quote from him.