I’m going to make a killing!

General, Reckons

I’m spending all my savings on a trip to Vietnam, I’m going there to eat a dog, a rat, and a kitten… I’m hoping to set up as a tour guide, I’m going to call this tour the ‘Eat your pets, you sick fuck, but do it overseas so you don’t feel guilty, or realise that I’m gouging you like an-angry-Spanish-bull-in-Pamplona on the prices’ tour.

I’ll see you guys when I get back.