I had to pay over $900 to stop our power getting cut-off, it’s not in my name, and I had no idea there was a problem with the power until last night. But it turns out Meridian Energy have a completely fucking shit call centre, after I’d given them my VISA number, the scots bastard wouldn’t even tell me what I’d paid for – what period it covered, nothing. Not a damn thing. Wankers. I strongly urge anyone currently considering which power provider to use go with anyone other than Meridian, I’ve heard that First Electric are good.
Also, I do things in my sleep.