Morgan Avery

I’m being so lame with this site lately. Nothing new. Just lots of hollow promises. Most of which I don’t even bother to write down, what does it mean when you even break promises to yourself.

Anyway, this afternoon I’ve been enjoying Penn Jillette’s blog. Now, he doesn’t call it that, or at least he hasn’t in any of the ones I’ve read so far, but it certainly seems like a blog. I like his writing, theres a certain whimsy about it. And plus, those guys seem pretty cool, you know?.. I mean, in a hokey magician sort of way, I have trouble, possibly thanks to Paul Daniels and David Copperfield, thinking of magic as cool. But still, they sometimes manage it.

You know who isn’t cool?.. Jim Rose. Fucking hack bastard. (short story, but I’m so lame (see above) that I can’t even be bothered relating it).

Penn’s blog.

Happy New Year, boys and girls. Haven’t updated in a while, and not updating now. Got a couple of photo galleries pending, though. Maybe also a XXX HOTTT Police Action story to relate.

Anyone else think it’s a bit weird that Kevin Smith is directing Scary Movie 3? Anyone else surprised to learn that Keenen Ivory Wayans directed the first two?

For my part: Yes, and yes.

[ * This turned out to be a huge pile of bullshit.  Rumours, eh? ]

Just got owl post from my old mate François, he’s currently travelling around Thailand, where he’s been for about the last 3 weeks, trying to avoid tourists, and so on.

Amongst the other things he’s been up to, he’s now eaten deep fried caterpillar, and something called an inferno hot frog. You’ll be surprised to hear he got a bit sick in the guts. *smirk*

Sounds awesome, though, really, he travels better than anyone else I’ve ever met, eg. packed onto a people smuggling boat with a hundred other people for a night voyage, or travelling by ute with 25 in the tray. And having a blast, with incredibly stories to tell.

Wish I could eat inferno hot frog.

I feel a page of ‘animals what have been eaten by me’ coming on.

As all of my peers in the outrageously wealthy and popular upper strata of society will know, sometimes if you want something done right you have to have your manservant do it for you.

This is not always the case, especially when he outright refuses and tells you your ideas are stupid, well, as you’d expect, I fired his insubordinate arse.

Unfortunately, I now find myself in the highly unusual position of having to make my own lunch… Like to know how I do it?.. Go on, have a look.

Also featuring the new improved version of how to pour a glass of some sort of drink.

Enjoyed a nice’ish beer with my very nice dinner. Read about the beer here. Read about the dinner nowhere (Okay, it was boerwoers, and quite delicious).