The Bakermonkey Presents:
Make My Lunch : Reloaded
With the success of my publication ‘Make My Lunch’ released in December 2003, my publisher has been hounding me for a sequel, I don’t mind selling out my artistic integrity for hard currency, so here it is,
The Matrix : Muntoxed My Lunch : Reloaded.
- Hungry?™ Gourmet Roast Beef.
Tear open the back of the box, pull out the tray inside, flip it over, drop it back in the hole in the box.
Put the box in the microwave for 7 minutes.
While you’re waiting, grab exactly 3 (three) slices of bread.
Also, one knife.
Use the knife the gently apply butter to the upper face of one of the slices of bread.
That only took a few seconds, so now what?
Stand around waiting is what. Apparently this microwave can cook an entire buffalo in just 40 seconds. But I want it now!
George doesn’t mind waiting, he can always stand around and scratch himself.
Carefully peel back the plastic film, there could be a lot of hot steamy in there, and it can burn very quickly.
Get your greedy guts ready.
Ooooh, close up. (The orange bit looks like carrot, but is pumpkin. I gave it to George.)
Careful knife & fork technique minimises poking out of eyes.
High contrast cutlery.
So much stubble. Do you like looking up my nose, and into my terrifying gaping maw?
Oh no, all gone!
George enjoyed his pumpkin, but he looks like he wants more (I gave him a tux biscuit to cheer him up.)
That’s all. Thanks to my sponsors of todays performance:
- Platinum Sponsors:
- Quality Bakers™
- Gold’n Canola™
- Gold Sponsor:
- Purina™ Tux™
- Silver Sponsor:
- International Fork’n’Knife Corporation®™