As all of my peers in the outrageously wealthy and popular upper strata of society will know, sometimes if you want something done right you have to have your manservant do it for you.

This is not always the case, especially when he outright refuses and tells you your ideas are stupid, well, as you’d expect, I fired his insubordinate arse.

Unfortunately, I now find myself in the highly unusual position of having to make my own lunch… Like to know how I do it?.. Go on, have a look.

Also featuring the new improved version of how to pour a glass of some sort of drink.