A weekend with friends.

Saturday night we have Harrison over for dinner, he brought Dylan & Melanie with him. I’ve got a feeling he’s going to be a little ladies man, especially with that sketchy godfather of his.  He certainly does like to cop a good grope.

Claire & Harrison

Claire put together a very nice spread of mixed salad with balsamic, absolutely perfect tuna steaks, and even made a fresh rocket pesto for the potatoes.  Delicious.

Salad with balsamic, tatoes with rocket pesto, and perfect tuna steaks with lemon juice.

Sunday we had Adam & Sandra over, decided we’d like something easier this time, and got some very good fish & chips from a place at Greenwoods Corner.

Claire & Sandra preparing their meals.

The fish (snapper) was really good, the chips were just about perfect, and the potato fritters were crispy and wonderful, about the only thing they don’t do really well is a humble burger, I’ve had bacon, egg & cheese burgers there – the patties tend to be pretty crappy, and the buns are small and boring, last night though I went for a terakihi burger which was pretty good, same disappointing bun, but the fish was far better than their patties.  Also got some crumbed prawns which were good, and Sandra had a crab stick, I don’t know what she thought of it.

This morning, as Claire was getting ready for work, I noticed that she’d warmed up the coffee machine, so while she was drying her hair, I whipped up a ristretto espresso for her, but that’s not all – con panna!  Yum.

Espresso Con Panna

We got a new burr grinder, which is nice, I made the espresso with Allpress beans.  Man the house smells good when I’ve been making coffee.

What did you do on your weekend?

Listless.

I don’t know if I’m feeling a bit of a post-holiday depression or what, but the last few days I’ve been feeling increasingly listless, or do I mean shiftless.

There are a lot of things I want to get done this year, and it makes sense to make a start, but I just can’t be bothered right now.

At least I managed to build up my motivation to a sufficient level to get some baking done, you should smell my banana bread, oh boy.  Just 15 minutes to go and it comes out of the oven.

Things I want to get done, well Claire actually listed a couple of them on her site, but let’s see now…

  • Sell a painting.  I really enjoy painting, lately I’ve been playing with a new direction in style and I think it’s working out really well – you can be the judge of this I guess, look at the painting I gave my mother for Christmas, that’s what I’m talking about.
  • Finish one of my books.  Any one of them will do, but it looks like the stupid sci-fi with the terrible name is furthest along now.  I’d hoped to start off my massive;y successful publishing career with the zombie story, but it doesn’t like it was meant to be.  But anyway, I want to finish one of my books, I probably won’t try and get it published properly, and will just get a small run printed off by on of the POD services, for distribution to friends – or enemies, depending on how well it turns out.
  • Get a more reliable income.  I love running my business, and it makes me rich from time to time, but other times it just pays the bills.  So I might make the business part time, and work with someone who has deep pockets for a while.
  • I want to shave off my beard.  I’m a bit tired of it now, I want to try being clean shavewn, which is something I haven’t done in well over ten years now.  I don’t know if I can stand it though, I have no idea what I look like with no beard.  Also, Claire doesn’t want me to shave it off now – when I first got it, she wanted it gone, now I’m thinking of razing it, she wants it to stay, not helpful.
  • Start back into karate (or something) I really want to get back into some really strenuous physical activity, I wouldn’t hesitate to go back to Seido if it wasn’t for the other people that go.  I don’t know if I’m very excited about doing it again this year, but it’s on my long term list.  I’d like to get my brown belt (which, theoretically, is my next grading, but in reality after as long a break as I’ve had, who knows?)  What I don’t want to get is the aggressive, over-competitive, arsehole, bullshit, cultist crap.   This is a real risk, it was only after I’d stopped going for a while that I realised how much complete bullshit was involved.  But I loved how hard the exercise was, and it made me feel good to be really fit.
  • Change cars.  I really like driving Claire’s hot little hatchback, and I don’t so much like driving my 4wd.  So I’m thinking about getting rid of the 4wd and getting a hatch of my own, or maybe a small station wagon.  I still like the Toyota Caldinas.  Maybe a Toyota Echo, though, I’ve seen some of them around the city that looked pretty sweet.  (And some that looked like a tarts handbag, but let’s ignore them, shall we?)

Ok, 90 seconds to go on the banana bread, so I think I’ll round this off now.  Bye bye.

Panda hippo gnu deer!

I’m a little light-headed, so forgive me if I’m short…  Or typo ridden.

We had a delightful little get together of wonderful people.  It was good.  We’re glad the weather held up, as there’s just no way everyone would have fitted into our living room and such.

I hope everyone who came had as good a time as I did.

My cigar was long and fat.  My brandy was fruity and delicious.  Word to the wise: don’t plow through three glass in short order.

(I didn’t, but the person who did…  you know who you are.)

That’s all.

Happy new year.

Hope this one is even better than the last, and I hope the last was fantastic.

Post-Christmas Wrap-up.

Well, that was a hell of a good time.

Thursday we had Adam & Sandra, and a lonesome Louise over for some quiet drinks and snacks.  I put together a delicious chilli con queso, which turned out to be fairly popular.

Friday we had Kate & Francois over for a quick drink and a swap of presents, Matteo is more handsome and wonderful every time we see him.  And constipated.

Then on Saturday I was off for a quiet drink with a small group of old friends on Ponsonby Rd, which turned into a mighty fine meal at Canton in Kingsland (where Claire joined the fun), followed by another quiet drink at Ruby.

Saturday night was spent finishing off a painting for my mother.  I’m pretty happy with it, but then I would be as it’s a self-portrait.  I’ll see about getting a decent shot of it up here, I find it really hard to put up pictures of my paintings though, I feel like the photo never quite captures the painting right.

Sunday, or as some people would prefer Christmas Day was spent, well, we slept in fairly late – I didn’t get to bed until the wee small hours – then we loaded the dog and about 5 carrier bags full of presents into the car, and headed over to my mother’s place, we hung around there for a couple of hours, opening mucho presents and having a good time, then we had to kick it off over to Albania to see Claire’s mother…  Who wasn’t home.  She’d gone out of her boat, not bothering to tell her only daughter that she’d left.  Turns out a nasty bump on the head she got the other day is having a greater effect than she might realise.  (She was knocked out cold, had to go to hospital, and the accompanying bleeding on the brain has been described as like a mini-stroke.)  But all was not lost, as if there’s one thing Claire has a lot of, it’s families.  So we kicked it over to her step-father’s place on the other side of Albania, we arrived, with presents in tow, about an hour earlier than we’d intended, and just as they were finishing up their Christmas lunch, we were heartily pleased to be invited to join in, as this was around 2.45pm, and we hadn’t had anything to eat yet.  So I loaded up on turkey and ham, and other such Christmassy goodies, and plowed in.

We handed out more presents to people, and got some more in return, and all was good.  Then Ben (Claire’s youngest brother) pulled out one of his presents, and it was inspired – paddle tennis!  I set it up in the backyard, and we played until the ball flew off, then I reknotted the ball and we played until – no kidding – the ball fell apart.  Really.  It split along one seam, and as we kept playing, the rubber construction kept cracking and breaking, in the end only the felt was holding it together.  Claire’s step-father found us another tennis ball somewhere, and using someone else’s swiss army knife I retasked it to paddle tennis duties.  Then the others (Claire’s younger brother and his girlfriend, and Claire’s youngest brother) kept playing while I headed off to the youngest brothers room to play Halflife 2 for a while.

About 6’ish we headed back to my mother’s place for Christmas dinner, we got there before the other’s arrived, but only just.  Had a few drinks and such, then ploughed into more turkey and so forth.  Took a break from eating to gift more presents (and recieve way more than our fair share in return) and then had a bit of a tiff over the pavlova – I had a pretty big first helping, and then got snarked at when I went to get some seconds, even though everyone else had already loaded up on pav and Christmas Pudding.  I felt a bit put-upon, and kind of exploded in return – but aside from that it was all completely excellent.

Boxing Day, aka Monday, aka Yesterday, we headed out to swap some presents that didn’t quite work right (I got Claire a coffee tamper, and my mother got me a coffee tamper, neither coffee tamper fit our machine, and no one needs two) and to spend some certificates from last year and the year before (I guess I kind of hoard them a bit).  For future reference, if anyone wants to get me gift certificates, you simply cannot do better than Booksellers Tokens.  I can use them at Whitcoulls, and a variety of other places, which means that I can get books and magazines, but also DVDs and painting stuff and so on, all with the same tokens.  (Oh, but all tokens will be greatfully received, regardless of where they’re from, I do know I’m a bit difficult to buy for.)  That took all day, and involved all sorts of places, ending up having dinner at a really great little Japanese place I’d always walked past previously – Fuji San, in that cluster of Asian food places near the top of Queen St – it was delicious and surprisingly inexpensive.

Last night I started a new painting, and then before bed queued up a few tv shows, so I woke up this morning to…

Some of Downloading Goodness.

And it was good.

Upgrade.

I’m in the process of updating the content management system I’m using for the site, if things look weird or broken, now you know why.

Noodles.

Right, a couple of new noodle reviews.

Yesterday was a weird one, Ottogi Spaghetti Ramen, with a sauce that contained macaroni elbows.  I beg your pardon?  Noodles that taste like spaghetti?  Is there nothing that modern technology can’t provide?

Today was a Gomtang, whatever that is.  Paldo Gomtang.  These noodles just plain sucked.  For real.

The end of The Monkey.

It is with a heart heavy with sorrow that I inform you that the-monkey.net is no longer going to be updated.

… From Balmoral. It will now be updated from Epsom instead.

This is the last Balmoral update.

Booyyaaaaa.