Poor Apple

Apple chalk.

When you build a brand around iron fisted control of your image, it must be absolutely heartrending to see your carefully cultivated bullshit fucked up by some dipshit from a small computer shop who happens to have a bit of chalk handy.

Mothra!

Mothra!

I was visited in the night by a quiet little friend.

Little is relative, of course, and this size of moth is only really little when being compared to an albatross. So, really friggin’ huge for a moth – about as wide as the palm of my hand, but she looked even larger because of the scary part.

Wait, scary part?

Well, no of course not, this is a moth we’re talking about. So let’s call it the odd part instead: her legs. It looked not entirely unlike a spider using a moth as a glider.

The Moth's Under-carriage

If spiders ever figure that out… Let’s just say I might have to start killing them. Or maybe myself. Whatever happens though – when the spiders start flying? The killing begins.

Pay peanuts, get monkeys.

Money exhibition

As we’ve already established thanks to our mates at the NZ Herald, journalism in this country is populated – certainly at the bottom end – by the barely literate. It’s possible that it was an honest typo, but my heart-wrenching fear is that the staffer had to resort to spelling Monet phonetically.

The third option is that our beloved copywriter has delivered a particularly on-the-nose jab at the big-money nature of The Art Industry. I’ll leave it to you, gentle reader, to decide how much credence I give this possibility.

An unexpected visitor

unexpected-visitor

Why she was inside I don’t know, she seemed to be enjoying flying highspeed orbits around the light in the living room, but as fun as it might have been for a little while, I can’t imagine it would stay amusing.

Street art.

Flava Flav pasteup

He might look like a stencil, but he’s actually a pasteup – which he makes up for by being really huge, maybe 150cm high. Lives at the corner of Park & Carlton Gore Rds, on a boarded over window of an old closed down service station.