A Chinese Food Birthday.

Being Monday, it was time to go out for dinner with Pat to celebrate his birthday (I don’t know which one, and with that beard of his it’s pretty hard to judge) so Claire walked around the corner from her offices, and I drove up Gillies Ave, to a place on the corner of Khyber Pass & Kingdon St called Sunnytown Chinese Restaurant.

Let me cut a long story short, the food was kind of okay, but the selection wasn’t very good, the rice was rubbish, and it’s just bloody lucky I was there as early as I was, so I could stick an oar in an get at least a couple of dishes that people wanted.  (One person decided to take control of ordering, and placed the orders before everyone had actually arrived.)  They also only had a B hygiene rating.  The roast duck was pretty nice.  And the lemon chicken was okay.  But there was something about the place I didn’t especially like – I think it could have been that it was huge, with heaps of empty tables, which just isn’t a good sign.

We headed somewhere else for coffee & dessert, and I guided everyone to Safran, which is just off that park on the corner of Khyber Pass & Broadway.  Let me just say, it was a relief to go somewhere good to finish the evening off.  I had the bread & butter pudding with apricot liquer and it was really, really great.  I had a limonata as well that just tasted like Roses cordial, but never mind.  And Claire has a glass of a really tasty Chianti (I didn’t get the name of it unfortunately).

To sum things up:
Sunnytown Chinese Restaurant = Not so good, but with the caveat that most of the food was okay.
Saffran = Really good, but we didn’t have mains there.

Satya (K Rd)

By now everyone in Auckland surely must know how good Satya is, and you’e probably visited at least one of their locations – first the tiny little place with a couple of tables squeezed in on Hobson St – where were introduced to them by David & Laura – then later when the first rumours of their Hobson St building being demolished were hinted at, they established a second location, very conveniently located to our Balmoral house, on Sandringham Rd, but this location also being almost comically small – especially as they very infrequently let people use the private dining room upstairs.

Finally the Hobson St building was demolished (years after the first rumours), and now they have a new location – this time with plenty of room, the dining area is a similar size and shape to Simla in Mt Eden Village – this time on K Rd, just along from the Pitt St intersection.

Let me just get an important point out of the way: The Dahi Puri is to die for, if you have nothing else, have a serving of these little fellows, they’re SO good.

We also had a masala dosa, which was as good as you’ll find anywhere.  Satya special chicken, which is a very savoury dish, with the chicken pieces (and secret potato pieces, waiting to trick you into thinking that they’re chicken) liberally coated in a wonderful spicy sauce, served cocktail style with toothpicks.  It’s quite a dry one – it doesn’t have a thick soupy gravy as you might be used to with most curry dishes, in this case they’re just served on a bed of shredded cabbage.  The old staple butter chicken, which was very good.  And a very hot lamb vindaloo.  Some garlic parantha (perfect, some places make them almost like roti, at Satya they’re buttery, crusty on the outside, many layered, and wonderful), and a selection of sauces (raita, mango chutney, etc.) rounding the table off.

Simply put, it was all wonderfully good.

(If you don’t like spicy food start somewhere a little more Europeanised, with milder sauces, even the medium at Satya is fairly hot.  And the hot is wonderfully sweat inducing.)

Our food weekend.

Friday night I was invited along to the ‘Quicksilver has been sold let’s have a dinner to say buh-bye’ dinner, which happened to be at Mithai on the corner of Hobson & Victoria Streets.

It’s an interesting Thai place, the interest comes in the form of the apparently organic expansion they  appear to have done over a period of years (though it’s possible that it was a publishing company that did the expansion, or some other restaurant, who knows) where they now take the top floor of a row of maybe 5 shops, with steps making the difference between the level splits.

We took the entirety of the floor closest to the kitchen, with a group of nearly 40, we needed the space – which, while it was set up for large groups, it wasn’t set up for this large a group, so we were distributed around a bunch of large tables.

Starters came out and were freaking great, particularly the sesame and pork toast… things… delicious.

Then came the soup, which was thankfully a tom kha gai, which is probably my favourite of all soups.  Unfortunately, the chicken was crap, and the creaminess from the coconut was unbalanced with the tang of the lemon grass, kaffir lime leaf, and ginger.  So it tasted sort of smooth and creamy – which is great sometimes, but in tom kha gai, not so much.  Tsz really liked it, but he’d never had tom kha gai before – he’s in for a wonderful surprised when he orders it somewhere that makes it really well.

Mains were yellow chicken curry, fish curry, pork & something, and a dark savoury beef thing (served the way it all was, I didn’t see exactly what was being served, so *shrug*) which were all very good.  Topped off with fruit & ice cream & a slightly unusual rice pudding, it was all really very nice.

We stayed very late, finally being kicked out long after the place probably would have liked to close – but they knew what side their bread was buttered on, and (former) Quicksilver owner Matt was picking up the tab.  Some of us tried to find a nice bar, but didn’t have much luck – we tried the sky city bars and they were all horribly loud and dark, and full of young people.  People trying to find sex, rather than people wanting to enjoy a nice drink and some conversation, so we ended up at Esquires again. (We went after Thursday Night Curry, which I’m not going to go into as it was more or less the same as every other Thursday Night Curry – far too many dorks, it’s fallen a long way since it was instituded years ago, when normal cool people would go along.  Arkady breaking his chair was a highlight of the evening.)

Saturday was time for Monsoon Poon.  We met up with Amanda & Darren, had a couple of drinks in the bar (I had time for a couple of ginger beers, Claire started sharing a bottle of vino with Amanda, and Darren was on the Macs Gold), then they finally managed to find us a table.  (The place must be absolutely printing money, it’s quite big, and totally full.  And sure, they have to pay for a really nice fit-out and lots of staff, but still!)

We ordered the starter combo platter, it was just about perfect, piled up with squid rings, Vietnamese rolls, Krishna pakora, shishkebab rolls, deep fried chilli wings (delicious) and it was all superb.  Just about the right size for 4 as well, so the price isn’t too bad.

I had a ginger ale.

Amanda had a hard time choosing a main (we were sharing, so the pressure wasn’t too high, but it seems the pressure of the large selection causes her some trouble).  But eventually we ordered a Mee Goreng Ayam, Bang Bang Chicken, Phoenix & Dragon (chicken and prawns), and Golden Lemon Chicken.  Added to this we had a cone of coconut rice, a cone of saffron rice, and a couple of garlic naan.

The girls also had another bottle of wine, I had another ginger beer, and Darren had another Gold.

The food, as it arrived, was fantastic, the Bang Bang Chicken especially was superb, very spicy, very delicious, the chicken was perfect – and a perfect match with the delightful coconut rice.  The mee goreng was great as well, I didn’t have much of the Phoenix & Dragon or Golden Lemon Chicken, but everything I tasted was good.

It was dessert time, I order the chocolate and caramelised ginger brulee (Amanda had the same), Claire had Lao Mandarin Panacotta, and Darren had handmade chilli chocolates.  About this time I realised that I’d had four ginger drinks, and was now eating a ginger dessert, so I started to wonder if I had a problem, deciding that the only was out was through, I scoffed the lot and then helped Claire a bit with hers.  The panacotta & brulee were both good but somewhat unbalanced, needing something to make them more interesting than the fruit they came with, though I’m not sure what would do it.

After dessert, Amanda, who had been drinking a bit faster than Claire, and getting instant refills from the (perhaps over) attentive waiter, didn’t realise quite how much she’d had to drink, and then she managed to break her glass on the table (very lucky not to cut her hands).

It was a great night out.  I strongly recommend Monsoon Poon to anyone, but beware that it’s quite spendy.

Sunday was felt Yorkshire Puddingish, so that’s what I had.  With lots of plum sauce and well seasoned italian sausage.  Hell yeah!

Now you’ll have to excuse me, but the groceries are here, and I have to go and get the dog off the delivery guys.  (Maybe he can smell the chorizo – none for you George!)

Animation Now! (2006)

Animation Now! is a bit of a film festival staple, I’ve been going to them off and on for many many years now, it’s a combination of short animation pieces from around the world, and can be pretty spectacular sometimes.

Last year, for intance, they had academy award winning animations included, and the ones that hadn’t won academy awards were still pretty astonishingly good.  For the most part at least.

This year it seemed a lot more hit and miss.

There was one real stand out piece, an Australian short (about 5 minutes long) called ‘In My Day’ (2005), which is a collaborative effort between primary school children, elderly residents, and a local animator from a small town called Natimuk, the older residents tell tales of their childhoods in the town (and in the school) in the 1930s, and the children drew pictures to go with the storie.  Really brilliant stuff.  And the only piece that got applause from the audience.

‘McLaren’s Negatives’ (2005) was interesting, telling the tale of the life and works of animator Norman McLaren.  There was a tiny little Australian one called ‘An Unusual Circumstance’ (2005) which was very sweet.  And there was a horrible, brutal, and really just generally unpleasant piece from the USA called ‘Son of Satan’, nasty nasty stuff.  Another quite nicely made piece was out of Taiwan, and called ‘The Man of the Hour,’ pretty good stuff.

Worst pick of the bunch?  I don’t know.  But ‘Sans Secularity’ (2004) was pretty friggin’ bad.  Otherwise, I guess it would be pretty mean to list all the bad ones, so I won’t bother.  (Also, bad animation is so forgettable you tend to, you know, forget it.)

It was only on once, so I don’t need to bother saying ‘save the price of the ticket for something a bit more reliably good’.

This film is not yet rated. (2006)

The first movie we’ve seen so far at this years Auckland International Film Festival, is a documentary which concerns itself with the secretive goings on of the privately run (by the Motion Picture Associate of America) film ratings board.  An unqualified, unidentified, and distinctly shady group of religious conservative "parents" who have effective control over the ratings given to all American movies.

Kirby Dick presents the jaw dropping facts in a sometimes humorous way, as humorous as it can be seeing what these guys get up to. 

I must say, our own office of films videos and publications classification seems like a far more open and honest system by comparison, but I already thought that.  How cool is it that our chief sensor is a publicly out gay man?

With numerous interviews with the film makers who have themselves been affected by the heavy handed (and uninformed) decisions sent down by the ratings board, including from Kevin Smith, Matt Stone, Michael Tucker, Atom Egoyan, and many many others, as well as side-by-side comparisons of what the big-studios get away with next to what smaller independently produced films get snapped for.

The members of the film ratings board are secret, which makes it hard for Dick to talk to them, or about them, so he hires a private investigator, who later turns out to be a gay mother, working with her lesbian partner, we go along on stake outs and car pursuits with these women, follow them into restaurants where they surreptitiously record the day to day goings on of the staff from the ratings board until they end up with a list of all of their names, these identities can then be placed against known quotes from the former head of the MPAA (for 38 friggin’ years!) Jack Kirby, talking about how all of the member of the ratings board are parents of children between 5 and 17 years and so forth.  The reality is somewhat different, some of the censors (for that is what they really are) have no children, they’re virtually divorcees, and a majority of the ones that are parents have grown children (we’re talking 20 – 30 year olds).  Of course, this wouldn’t matter at all if the publicity they spread about themselves didn’t make it an issue.

Later in the piece, Kirby Dick has to submit his own film, which of course includes footage of the censors, their names, video of their homes, and so on, to the ratings board itself, and no one is especially surprised when it comes back with the very highest possible rating.

His only recourse is a supposedly open and transparent appeals board, only their lawyer tells him he can’t take footage, he can’t ask for identities, and so on.  So of course he gets his private investigators on the case again, and it turns out the review board includes several representatives of the American clergy (one Catholic, one Episcopalian) and the rest of the board is all made up of theatre chain owners and film buyers and so on who have such incredibly vested interests, that no more really needs to be said from that point.  (So he just names them, lists their affiliations, and then illustrates how the vast corporate ownership of American media rests, really, with just a few companies.)

I thought it was a great documentary, I would have liked it if maybe they’d had some better cameras (it seems to be shot entirely on video), but the content more than makes up for that.

Highly recommended if you have an interest in media and censorship matters.

It’s playing again only once in Auckland, this Monday July 17th at 8.45pm, check the New Zealand Film Festival website for more details.  And who knows about a longer run at Rialto of somewhere later on down the line.

Super Captain Jack Returns

Last weekend we met up with Karl & Louise, grabbed a coffee (actually a couple of big white chocolate decaf mochas), then headed into Imax to watch the ‘enhanced for imax’ print of Superman Returns.  The enhancement in question was a number of 3D sequences.  And it actually worked pretty well.

If you’ve ever been to a movie that used those red/blue glasses, you’ll know how completely useless and sucky they can be.  This didn’t use those.  It used very oversized polarised lenses, kindly designed to be comfortably worn over glasses if required. Things definitely popped more on screen during the sequences when the glasses had to be put on.  But that did require being pulled out of the movie universe by flashing red icons at the bottom of the screen, putting the glasses on for a while, then taking them back off after a while, which didn’t entirely allow me to really sink into the story.

The movie itself?  Well, I guess it felt like a slightly updated version of the Superman movies from the 70s & 80s.  And perhaps they could have updated a bit more to suit the more cynical modern audiences.  Such as what Batman Begins did, with the dirt and the violence and so on.  We’re dealing with bad nasty criminals here, would it kill you to have them swear from time to time?

What Superman did have, was special effects.  A great many.

Right from the opening sequence you could see that the poor CG techs had probably given themselves a few nasty cases of RSI in the production of the film.  It started with the supernova that ate Krypton, and then during the opening credits we travelled along with Kal-El as he made his way to Earth, passing many weird and varied planets and other astronomical thingamabobs.

They clearly did a lot to get rid of the corny, cringe inducing cheese that seems to float around Superman’s oily head, but there was still some there.  Changing Lois Lane for a more interesting actress probably would have made it better.  A bit of swearing from the bad guys, and maybe a bit more visceral violence.  Who says Superman can’t just punch someone’s head off then throw their body into the sun?  Or just pull off their skin?  Burn their eyes out?

What do you mean that’d make him the bad guy.  That’d make him the AWESOME guy. 

I guess my favourite scene was the one with the minigun, Superman flys in and stands in the stream of projectiles, shielding a couple of idiot security guards, and slowly walks towards the gunman.  Bullets ricocheting off his chest strike all over the roof of the building they’re on.  Finally the glowing barrels of the gun spin to a halt, then the gunman draws his pistol, points it directly at Superman’s head and shoots him in the eye.  In super slow motion we watch as the hammer strikes, the charge ignites and the bullet exits the barrel of the gun propelled by a growing cloud of hot gas, it travels the couple of inches to his face, then squashes flat on Supermans eyeball, before dropping to the ground.

What should happen next would be the gristley crunching of the dudes spine being removed, but what does happen next is Superman slightly tilting his head and the bad guy knowing his number is up.  That’s it.  No spine pulling at all.

Other fun was the very quick catch up on Clarke Kent’s development into Superman, discovering his powers and so on, all very entertaining, watching him running through corn fields and gradually adding new twists, jumping higher and higher, and so on.  Charming stuff.

In balance, I have to admit that the movie was rather a lot better than I expected.  If you have the choice, I think you should see the Imax release, the 3d sequences are better than anything you’ve seen in a popular release movie before.

This weekend we decided to see another movie, so on Saturday night we headed (with Louise and Sandra) to De Poste for an early(ish) dinner  – I had Belgian sausages and stoemp and a glass of the exceptionally ordinary Palm Speciale, it tasted like Lion Red to me, exceedingly average and certainly not special, let alone speciale, and Claire had steamed mussels and a glass of some sort of wine I have to confess to not paying much attention to (I was busy with the sausages, forgive me).  Then we headed to meet up with Karl at the Lido, where we watched ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’ – this is the second part of a trilogy based, most bizarrely, on a freak*ng theme park ride.

Let’s start with the easy stuff, Johnny Depp is really is a great actor.  It’s not exactly a controversial thing to say, I know, he’s got a huge body of work behind him featuring a broad range of characterisations.  For example, contrast his character from Once Upon a Time in Mexico with his portrayal of Willy Wonka now compare that with his portrayal of Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.  Go on.  See?  He’s good, and he’s not afraid to play challenging characters.  That’s moot.

This movie, however, I’m just not sure about.

Once again, it’s heavy on the special effects – and they are pretty bloody good.  Davy Jones’ crew featured some amazing CG work, it looked, for the most part, like real things.  (As with other CG, who knows what we’ll think of it in 5 or 10 years, it might looked like something from Nintendo by comparison, but for today, it’s good work.)

As for action, let’s just say that all buckles are swashed.  Including pirates going for a zorb ride in a spherical cage made of the bones of their crew mates while being chased by hordes of cannibal savages.  And an extended sword fight on top of a very large water wheel as it careened out of control through the undergrowth of a jungle covered island.

Let me just sum up by saying that while I enjoyed the movie, and yes it was entertaining – something was missing.  I was left with a slight hollow feeling.  Perhaps if you’ve seen the movie you can share your thoughts on why this might be.

Things that are easy to like:

Trinity of Silver’s Eggs Benedict with Bacon.

I’m not kidding, these were simply the best eggs benny I’ve ever had.  Add organic free range eggs & bacon and you have a lovingly crafted meal balanced with the peace of mind of ethically treated animals. The sauce was just right, the bread was light and crunchy.  Great job.  You should go and try them out.

Noodles.

Right, a couple of new noodle reviews.

Yesterday was a weird one, Ottogi Spaghetti Ramen, with a sauce that contained macaroni elbows.  I beg your pardon?  Noodles that taste like spaghetti?  Is there nothing that modern technology can’t provide?

Today was a Gomtang, whatever that is.  Paldo Gomtang.  These noodles just plain sucked.  For real.

Noodles? Again?

Yes, I know, I know.   Man cannot live by noodles alone.  That’s why last night we had kumara chips, asaparagus drizzled with lemon juice and butter, salad with pine nuts, cheese and a good balsamic, and a really great quiche.  But for lunch, yes, I had noodles.  Forgive me.  Nong Shim Kimchi Bowl.

Noodles.

Yesterday I had a serious jones for some noodles, so I headed on down to Kim’s Club, the neighbourhood Korean supermarket, and grabbed a few things I fancied the look of (a few different noodles, and a bag of Korean fake onion rings).  For lunch I had Potato Noodle Soup, which I reviewed some months ago, and it was really, really good.  But today I had a new pot-style Kimchi noodle, and here is the review: Nong Shim Big Bowl Kimchi.