Category: General

Rest in peace HungryFish (bottom left), you will be remembered for your great works and shared wisdom.

Hot Police Action! Is it wrong to be kinda a little bit happy when this sort of thing happens? It’s exciting. Forgive me.

I had a dream that I was a number of different people, and I had some sort of things in my skin, I could get them out, leaving craters, and they were yellow spheres, one of them was huge, and had come out of one of my temples, I could make it change size by squeezing it just right. Going to sleep drunk is great.

* m0nk3y needs a personal life of mutual understanding and freedom from discord…

Also, my girlfriend of over a year left me tonight.

As you know I’m an internationally recognised figure of financial trustworthiness, so it’ll come as no surprise that today I’ve been contacted by another TWO children of former African (the daughter of some Nigerian guy; and the "first son" of a former Congo president) authorities, requesting my assistance in saving their family fortunes. Wow. It’s really quite an honour. My attitude is showing.

Who can believe it, I added a beer… It seems so long since the last time… It’s not that I haven’t been drinking at all, I guess I just got bored writing about it. Anyway.

Little Red hates my little toy car… She says it sounds like a dentist drill. I quite like it, it spins around, and can do jumps, and stuff… Please don’t make me throw away my little toy car, Little Red!!!

Grading was hard… Very tired. Very relieved to have passed.

Heloise told me off for being slack, and the result is the (better late than never, I say) presence of the pictures we took at her flatwarming.

Nice it was, too.