Category: General

Just got owl post from my old mate François, he’s currently travelling around Thailand, where he’s been for about the last 3 weeks, trying to avoid tourists, and so on.

Amongst the other things he’s been up to, he’s now eaten deep fried caterpillar, and something called an inferno hot frog. You’ll be surprised to hear he got a bit sick in the guts. *smirk*

Sounds awesome, though, really, he travels better than anyone else I’ve ever met, eg. packed onto a people smuggling boat with a hundred other people for a night voyage, or travelling by ute with 25 in the tray. And having a blast, with incredibly stories to tell.

Wish I could eat inferno hot frog.

I feel a page of ‘animals what have been eaten by me’ coming on.

As all of my peers in the outrageously wealthy and popular upper strata of society will know, sometimes if you want something done right you have to have your manservant do it for you.

This is not always the case, especially when he outright refuses and tells you your ideas are stupid, well, as you’d expect, I fired his insubordinate arse.

Unfortunately, I now find myself in the highly unusual position of having to make my own lunch… Like to know how I do it?.. Go on, have a look.

Also featuring the new improved version of how to pour a glass of some sort of drink.

Enjoyed a nice’ish beer with my very nice dinner. Read about the beer here. Read about the dinner nowhere (Okay, it was boerwoers, and quite delicious).

If you’re anything like me, and I’m sure you’ll pray you’re not, you’ll find the new pate & crackers directions exceptionally handy.

It’s almost like I’m getting back into the swing of things… Kulmbacher Premium Pils.

If you can’t be bothered to spend the time reading the whole thing (like a few paragraphs will really take up so much of your life, ya big sook), here it is in a sentence: "Quite nice, especially for a cheap one."

Baker Monkey Presents: Cheese Toasties.