Lounge dog.

It's a hard life, being a cute little doggy with a red bandanderanda...George loves eating cheezels and lying around doing nothing. I guess this is why we get along so well, we really have a lot in common.

They might have been the best years of your life…

Weird dream, I decided that I’d go back to school and do 7th form again, and this time try to get an A bursary. For some reason in my dream I’d only been out of school for a year or so… So I spoke to Maggie McKenzie, who was one of my teachers, and she thought it was a good idea. But then I slowly started realizing that I hadn’t been at school for the best part of a decade, and that I was doing something very weird, and wouldn’t it be better to go to tech again, or maybe to varsity. That’s pretty much it. Thanks for listening.

Oops.

I do fucking so know what year it is. Gah.

[ * This is a reference to a problem with entering dates correctly in an older incarnation of this site. ]

Bodysurfing.

Went bodysurfing again today, Bethels did her best, but didn’t quite manage the right sort of waves, got into a bit of strife at one point, being gradually dragged away from shore, and so forth, but it all worked out in the end.

Enjoyed a gorgeous-sunset-watching dinner of KFC with Claire & Dylzno (and George) at the Birkenhead wharf.

Fun0r in the sun0r.

Hokey magician sort of cool.

I’m being so lame with this site lately. Nothing new. Just lots of hollow promises. Most of which I don’t even bother to write down, what does it mean when you even break promises to yourself.

Anyway, this afternoon I’ve been enjoying Penn Jillette’s blog. Now, he doesn’t call it that, or at least he hasn’t in any of the ones I’ve read so far, but it certainly seems like a blog. I like his writing, theres a certain whimsy about it. And plus, those guys seem pretty cool, you know?.. I mean, in a hokey magician sort of way, I have trouble, possibly thanks to Paul Daniels and David Copperfield, thinking of magic as cool. But still, they sometimes manage it.

You know who isn’t cool?.. Jim Rose. Fucking hack bastard. (short story, but I’m so lame (see above) that I can’t even be bothered relating it).

Penn’s blog.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, boys and girls. Haven’t updated in a while, and not updating now. Got a couple of photo galleries pending, though. Maybe also a XXX HOTTT Police Action story to relate.

Lies about Kevin Smith.

Anyone else think it’s a bit weird that Kevin Smith is directing Scary Movie 3? Anyone else surprised to learn that Keenen Ivory Wayans directed the first two?

For my part: Yes, and yes.

[ * This turned out to be a huge pile of bullshit.  Rumours, eh? ]