Author: Morgan Avery

We went for a walk into the city, looked at many things, happy chance meeting with BigJames at Whitcoulls followed by HorribleNoodles™ at a foodcourt on The Queen. At least I managed to sneak a quick drink of Fanta without my baby seeing (long story).

BTW, she came back to me a couple of days after she left, I know everyone was worried about me and stuff, and I’m really thankful for that, I love you guys. But yeah, she’s back, so that drama is over and done with.

Went over to my mother’s place for dinner, my cousins Sean & Sarah are over with my Once-Removed (to shoot ducks), they’re staying with my mum, so what better opportunity to see them?  Especially as my cousin Jasper was there too. Pictures.

Rest in peace HungryFish (bottom left), you will be remembered for your great works and shared wisdom.

Hot Police Action! Is it wrong to be kinda a little bit happy when this sort of thing happens? It’s exciting. Forgive me.

I had a dream that I was a number of different people, and I had some sort of things in my skin, I could get them out, leaving craters, and they were yellow spheres, one of them was huge, and had come out of one of my temples, I could make it change size by squeezing it just right. Going to sleep drunk is great.

* m0nk3y needs a personal life of mutual understanding and freedom from discord…

Also, my girlfriend of over a year left me tonight.

As you know I’m an internationally recognised figure of financial trustworthiness, so it’ll come as no surprise that today I’ve been contacted by another TWO children of former African (the daughter of some Nigerian guy; and the "first son" of a former Congo president) authorities, requesting my assistance in saving their family fortunes. Wow. It’s really quite an honour. My attitude is showing.