Tsukiji Tuna Auction

Up at the crack of about 4AM to get to the fishmarket by 5, just in time to get into the Tsukiji fishmarket tuna auction. At the current rate of depletion, it won’t be going on for much longer, ‘cos they’ll all be gone. (The Japanese fleet has already depleted most of the Pacific Ocean, and is now destroying the Atlantic – that’s a long way from home.)

I was away.

And I’ve been back for a while, but while I was away I did many things.

When I took this photo I was terribly afraid of dying.

Delicious Vegetarian Chili

  • 2 Tbs olive oil
  • 1 medium onion
  • 4 or 5 cloves garlic
  • 3 stalks celery
  • 2 courgettes (call it zucchini if you prefer)
  • 1 capsicum (any colour, but I suggest yellow or red)
  • 2 tsp cumin
  • 2 Tbs oregano
  • 2 Tbs chilli flakes
  • 2 bay leaves
  • vegetable stock
  • a cup of red wine
  • vegetarian burger patties
  • 2 tins red kidney beans
  • 1 tin cannellini beans
  • 2 tins chopped tomato
  • jalapenos (optional, to taste)

ingredients

Get all your bits together.

chopped-vege

Chop all the veges.

saute

Add oil to pot, sauté onions, capsicum, celery, garlic, oregano, and (not pictured) add the remainder of chopped vegetables.

crumble-pattie

Crumble the vegetarian burger patties.

sizzle

Add pattie crumbles to pot.

oh-ho-ho

Add bay leaves, wine, beans, chilli flakes, cumin, and tomatoes. Stir well and bring to the simmer.

simmer

Simmer, stirring occasionally. The longer you can give it the better, I like to give it at least 90 minutes to 2 hours.

oh-god-oh-god-yes-oh-yes-oh-god

I like to serve with rice, cornbread, sour cream, and hot sauce (this recipe isn’t particularly hot, I usually make it for potluck dinners, and unfortunately not all of my friends like it hot).

left-overs-hell-yeah

Great on toast the next day. (Great on everything the next day. Mmm-hmm.)

Into the internet

This is the way we did it, old school. Ihug dial-in system circa 1995 (aka a bunch of external modems plugged into terminal servers, in stacks and piles on a bodged together desk in Newton).