Category: General
I’m such a dog person.
There aren’t many things as cute as a puppy snoring.
Bon apetite!
Anyone like a big steaming helping of poison lasagna?
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A new beginning.
Also, I’ve started working on a new version of the-monkey.net, expect to see it shortly, I hope you don’t hate it.
I bet it isn’t.
I hope Startrek Nemesis is as dark as it looks, might actually be good, now that’d be a shock, wouldn’t it?
Skatermonkey.
Oh, I managed to get out on the street on my new skateboard… Was fun, if a little scary… I need to tighten the trucks a bit, they seem to be set up for a small child at the moment. So I can roll around and stuff, which you might expect, and carve enough to get rid of a bit of speed… But I felt mighty unsteady as soon as the pace picked up even a little bit… Any wagers on how long before I plant myself in the road?
Men In Black 2. Scooby Doo.
Men In Black 2, pretty much what I expected – fun.
Scooby Doo, however, is pretty much just stupid, I guess its kinda funny sometimes, but it would have been funnier (to me, at least) if they’d driven it into the gutter and gone a bit more adult, have Velma as the dirty little lesbian we all know she is, Shaggy & Scooby spliffing it up large and stealing shit to support their scooby snack addiction, etc.
R.I.P. Dear Fish.
It is with a heavy heart that I must sadly inform you of the death of my friend Bully the big fish.
Answer me, mother!
My broken finger is still broken, fucking bastard vulnerable body. Why couldn’t I have been built of Adamantium?… Mum?!