Oh, I managed to get out on the street on my new skateboard… Was fun, if a little scary… I need to tighten the trucks a bit, they seem to be set up for a small child at the moment. So I can roll around and stuff, which you might expect, and carve enough to get rid of a bit of speed… But I felt mighty unsteady as soon as the pace picked up even a little bit… Any wagers on how long before I plant myself in the road?
Author: Morgan Avery
Men In Black 2. Scooby Doo.
Men In Black 2, pretty much what I expected – fun.
Scooby Doo, however, is pretty much just stupid, I guess its kinda funny sometimes, but it would have been funnier (to me, at least) if they’d driven it into the gutter and gone a bit more adult, have Velma as the dirty little lesbian we all know she is, Shaggy & Scooby spliffing it up large and stealing shit to support their scooby snack addiction, etc.
R.I.P. Dear Fish.
It is with a heavy heart that I must sadly inform you of the death of my friend Bully the big fish.
Answer me, mother!
My broken finger is still broken, fucking bastard vulnerable body. Why couldn’t I have been built of Adamantium?… Mum?!
Dumb search terms.
Some of the search strings which have lead to my site so far this month:
- bbq photos and retard
- dinner and a monkey
- dodgey
- fuck the monkey
It might just be a coincidence.
I just met Mohammed Ali at the St Lukes shopping centre, he engraved a name tag for George. He didn’t seem to have any noticeable signs of parkinsons.
n00b skater
I’m still having a hard time getting out on the street on my new skateboard, some of my neighbours are skaters, and I don’t want them to laugh at me fucking around being a complete n00b… How slack am I?.. Sheesh.
George’s new website.
George now has his own webpage.
Skateboard.
Oh, I also got a skateboard… But haven’t had a chance to ride it outside yet. I predict more broken limbs. I’m going to have to get in touch with young Francois, and see if he’s still playing with his one.
Close enough is close enough, as long as you’re still young.
George — amazingly — actually seems to be starting to get it already, he went and did his business right next to his litter tray. Good boy, George!.. 😉