A litre of â€œgenuine kentucky bourbonâ€ that costs $6.99, you have to know that itâ€™s going to be a nightmare, but hey at least itâ€™s usable. Not like those other bourbons, the ones with the unwieldy â€˜higher alcohol contentâ€™ or â€˜qualityâ€™.
Who buys this shit? Itâ€™s purely for non-functional (or barely-functional) alcoholics, right? Like, the average customer who asks for this stuff also has silver paint around their mouth and nose, and reeks of an eye-watering ammonia-stench, from weeks worth of piss soaking into what remains of their clothing?
Yep, thatâ€™s the good stuff.