Archives 2016 Bikeable Auckland Rent, Safety, Parking, & Cycling. Wait a minute! Local Boards don’t do that! Cycling in London Glyphosate weedkiller Light rail, Auckland’s future Trams, Auckland’s past Details, details.2015 Discourse Votes 20142014 Fox Kuranui Bay Six Fresh Fish Kahawai tail walk. GoPro Dropper Rig IN REVIEW Fishing Waiheke2013 The Pancake Fund In the Palais de Tokyo The Old Swimming Hole (Sphere)2012 Don’t worry, it’s just a penetrating chest wound. Readable Herald Saturday Night in Matakana David Cunliffe: “Learning the lessons of history” The Transit of Venus v48Hours 2012 Brilliant Lego Adverts National’s plan to gut councils. New give way rules – Top of the T goes before me New Zealand’s education system, let’s fix it until it breaks New give way rules Raffy Got some new lights. Discourse Studio 1 Birthday Lunch #35: The French Cafe2011 Discourse Votes 2011 7 hours 40 minutes Here’s another thing I want. Multi-factor 48hours remnants 48hours I accidentally built another new thing. Rail… bus? New Auckland art gallery looking good Teach a man to fish Jerry Mateparae, Badass Fisheye Sting Machine Kite camera at Bastion Point2010 My new favourite bridge: the Pukeko Bridge Matakana public toilets. Pav The Firebird Christmas Eve Dinner Anna Nicole This isn’t nearly jingoistic enough. Escalator Escalator to… wait where is this thing going? View from Nozomi Sushi Dai at the Tsukiji Fish Market Tsukiji Tuna Auction Tsukiji Fishmarket Tokyo Tower Colonel Santa I was away. I was away. New Zealand’s Next Top Podcaster Delicious Vegetarian Chili Into the internet The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Daleks Creepy Robots. When you see it… Lust. Like a boss! Bill & Steve Do not do this. Fart tornado. Video Dump Action Manu – 48hours Short Film Feel like a long cold glass of cider? Edgar Wright versus Jonah Hill & Michael Cera Homo Devil Machine It’s not like that, he’s my brother. Spoilers! I didn’t do it. Blood: IBTBSTS Sel Remu-wera New Zealand, Supine Stroh Violins The Blue Bird Richard Dawkins RIDE! Obligatory Cute Cat Video OK Go’s Climax of Rube Goldbergian Genius Lantern Festival Fireworks CHOPPAR!!! Ladies Life at 600 FPS. Photobooth Horrific… but usable. I guess it’s good to be clear… Don’t worry. Grown Ups I only wish our council was so forward-thinking. Long exposure Light & time.2009 Murray Christmas Britomart Moby’s James Bond Theme covered by duo playing Eigenharps The Making of the True Blood main titles Day of the Triffids Pygmy Hippos look like they’re from some other planet. How friggin’ awesome does this movie look? Brüno makes an unexpected appearance It’s cocktail time biiiiitches. It’s the same the world over. Epic Star Wars : The Phantom Menace Review. I want to take you to a gay bar. Zoom in, enhance that. The Stench of Inevitability A Modest Proposal Cupcake Tattoos Tattoo Fast like English girls. Windows Live Writer The Bateman Rio 2016 Water powered scooter? Never Not Working. My Problems Are Like So Important Impossible is the opposite of possible. Spicy Dal Most Delicious Cornbread Making another short… Trailer for our 48Hours short film competition entrant Townhall Lightshow Electricity generation & demand site. Pear & Vanilla Crumble Another ‘laptop hunter’ advert has dropped from the MS tree Perfect Boy Pear & Vanilla Crumble Breakfast Secret underground atomic powered poker tournament Desperately clutching at failure Microsoft lay down the history of the internet. Cement splashes, wash car today The loneliest motorbike. Gentleman caller. Freedom woman of USA Maths is hard. More Reasons to Love Chrome – Security Chrome, Glorious Chrome Twins for dinner. Underway. No you! Hello, my name is… VoilÃ ! Asus Don’t Care About Geography Poor Apple Mothra! Don’t shit your pants. Pay peanuts, get monkeys. An unexpected visitor And I was so looking forward to it… In the Winter Gardens Wigglier than expected. Street art. Unintended delight. Only boring people keep the black rubbery things on the down side. I’m under no illusions. Screw Ronald McDonald Accidentally The Whole Body Tanah Lot Tilt-shift Already feels like time for a break…2008 What do you think this is, the Mos Eisley Cantina? On the Shoulders of Giants Salvia Surprise Spoiler Charlie Kauffman’s ‘Synechdoche, New York’ Trailer How’s your colour vision? Hellboy II: The Golden Army Wanted (2008) 21 (2008) Diary of the Dead (2007) Super High Me (2007) Kung Fu Panda (2008) The X Files: I Want to Believe (2008) The Dark Knight (2008) Word love. Hammer Twitter Redesign History, but not today in history… Hancock (2008) Stargate: Continuum (2008) Fashion worth getting a beating over… War Games : The Dead Code (2008) The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) Untraceable (2008) The Incredible Hulk (2008) The Happening (2008) A Truly Delightful Spore Creature Ben Brown vs. The Zohan How to Rob a Bank (2007) So who won 48Hours Auckland? Hello internet. The Last Magic Show (2008) Phishing for Hilarity 48Hours Short Film Production Photo Lions for Lambs (2007) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) Movie Making Weekend Dan in Real Life (2007) One Man Star Wars Trilogy Chips, Covered in Sauce Sausages with no sauce. Not that I have a paperless office… Who else but Vodafone… Doing Science on the Street Iron Man (2008) 4 Beers Sausage Party Aporo Apple = Cool One of the Perils of Old Poolholing Mark Semi Pro (2008) Never Back Down (2008) Cheeseburger Pizza Face and the Mad Moustachios Such a Sleep Disorder (3) Such a Sleep Disorder (2) Such a Sleep Disorder Rambo (2008) Quick Drink, Retread Shutter (2008) Smashing Pumpkins (& QOTSA) Hot Romance Action Drillbit Taylor (2008) Cake Sunday The Beer We Can Has Are Serious Issue Sniff, sniff. Mr Snuffles The Internets Are Great A Good Old Fashioned Ball Clubbing Personal Best Good, Good, Good, What The Chemical Brothers Food Fight Newsflash: People don’t give a shit about the Oscars 4 Girls, God is Dead Jumper (2008) Mofoingly juicy internets I Can Has Ollies? No Country for Old Men (2007) Michael Clayton (2007) Rogue Assassin (2007) Quick Drink, Redux Quick Drink MegaWebSt@tionGAMEBOX Birthday Dinner at The Engine Room Quotable Quotes, Morgan-style. What. The. Wallpaper?! Sir Ed Skateboarders + Asplode = The Good Sad Pastiebear The Data So Far Sir Ed Street Art A Few Moments with Sir Ed Making babies. Cloverfield (2008) Cloverfield (2008) Aliens vs Predator – Requiem (2007) A future without studios? The easy way to get that trendy ‘smashed up’ look you’ve been after. ‘Brand New’ critique Auckland City logo… I am Legend (2007) Shawn the Sheep in bento form? Hancock (Teaser Trailer) Who even has tapes anymore? Death Proof (2007) Digital Daft Punk Which D&D character am I?2007 Pick-a-nick Werewolf! Making Christmas First we fight, then we have cake and icecream. Sorry. Island Time Wiimote Based Multi-touch Multi-User Handheld Projectors Return to Canaan Downs? I love Top Gear. The White Planet (2007) Hitman (2007) Hot Rod (2007) Most Awesome Wedding Dance… Ever? Paint the planet. Bowling for Palpatine. Chaton foie. A Heartwarming Traffic Experiment Just take the hint. Fracture (2007) Clean shaven. Sun, fun, and my big white bum. The satisfying ring of ears that have en(joy/dur)ed another big night out. O Hai Thans for the Kreen But do trust me when it comes to Californication. Never trust a critic.* 1408 (2007) We have Explosive Life! Interview with Portal writer Erik Wolpaw Eastern Promises (2007) Resident Evil : Extinction (2007) Portal Don’t worry ladies, I’m an Aviator, don’t you know? Slash solo. Test Assessment Report Rush Hour 3 (2007) Time for bed. Perfect Creature (2007) SkyCity Cinemas – Where Movies PaymentEngineException One of everything. Californication (TV, 2007) The Good Guy by Dean Koontz (2007) The Brave One (2007) The Devil Dared Me to (2007) Crank sequel coming next year? The Dreaming Void by Peter F. Hamilton (2007) Taranaki Falls. The Kingdom (2007) I’m happy for you not to vote. How-To: Build a Motorcycle All you need to know. Pedometer I have such pretty eyes. More on the Shooting WTF, Koreans? When you willfully put yourself in harms way, is fearing for your safety still justification for killing? Superbad (2007) Rabbits and cabbage. Rabbits and cabbage. Rabbits and cabbage. Rabbits and cabbage. Gyrocopter (Stencil) Spook Country by William Gibson (2007) The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) Tears before gametime. The Invasion (2007) What on Earth is going on at the World Cup? Lifted (2006) Square-eyed Kid (Stencil) Next (2007) Invisible Man (Stencil) Jules can bring the vengeance, even on ice. The Wry Genius of Some Guy with a Sticker Rise (2007) The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) Coming soon to a Photoshop plugin near you… Misspent Youth by Peter F. Hamilton (2002) Die Hard 4.0 (2007) Nothing says Modern like Computer … Tape. Some days I’m all about the Bs. Startrek Nemesis? More like… A Big Ol’ Pile of Crap, uh, Nemesis. Beware the mighty stache. To me, now, you are but filth. The Simpsons Movie (2007) Manufacturing Dissent (2007) Your pathetic human brain is obsessed with trifles. The Wild Weird Wide World of Sushi 52 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Spoilers. (No spoilers in text, only in video.) Beethoven’s Hair (2005) No Mercy for the Rude (2006) Don’t watch this video. ASUS Eee PC 701 Eagle vs Shark (2006) Jesus Camp (2006) The Bridge (2006) Vacancy (2007) Dnevnoy dozor (2006) (aka Day watch) diePhone Helvetica (2007) Channeling Jackie Glorious Defeat Real Fake Skiing Spore delayed again. Safari comes in from the cold Happy Birthday Dylzno! My Happy Tree Friend Pirates… Forever. And ever. My Lovely Early Morning City Crazy Mofo Retriever Great ad for a bad thing. A Veritable Tsunami Of Doggies. 28 Weeks Later Emo-Man 3 : The Emo Dances Guitar Hero before my morning coffee? I couldn’t possibly… Dawn Service Wedding. Your Favourite Ever No Video Video. (I bet.) The Monkey is Unlucky/Lucky. The End of The Monkey. Tedious but effective, and perhaps a little disturbing right at the end there. Everything is changing. Crank The Marine Public Address / Karajoz Great Blend The Morgan is Old. Raglan The Morgan Project I like curry, just not that curry. Bodysurf to your doom! Summer time… Heroes No business is good business. Happy new year.2006 Something’s got to live! Super Hiro! Armageddon outta here… A change is as good as a holiday. I hope. The pause that refreshes. All these fruits are yours, except bananas. Attempt no eatings there-of. A Fish & Chips Games Night. A Chinese Food Birthday. Our Sugar Evening. Our Weekend of Laura’s Birthday (aka, Our Weekend of No Skiing) Our Weekend of Onemana We interrupt this transmission… Satya (K Rd) Our food weekend. The end of an era. Thank You for Smoking (2005) A Scanner Darkly (2006) Animation Now! (2006) This film is not yet rated. (2006) Super Captain Jack Returns The Great Blend and such… Broadcast this! My time zone for the day. Earth Sandwich Vomit Sandwiches Great Big Pan Cakes. It’s hard for haters to stop hating. Hot & Wet Vegetable Tart Apple & Boysenberry Crumble Terrorists! In the kitchen! More tease, vicar? Look at them, brain-washed imbeciles! Noodles. The big secret. You should buy my car. Our Long Weekend of Christchurch Not bad considering I don’t even know what this 8th Grade thing they mention is. I know the hair makes you look different, but, didn’t you used to be more gold coloured? My ricey lunch. The One with the Birthday The cheese makerer My lovely city. Pie sandwich and other fooding tricks. I’m a better cook than you are. Let them eat cake. A weekend with friends. Listless. Sorry, how much? Panda hippo gnu deer!2005 Post-Christmas Wrap-up. Upgrade. Noodles. Not to scale. The end of The Monkey. Bad noodles. Moving on out. Noodles? Again? Noodles. Tagging is NOT street art. Oopsie. World famous in New Zealand. National Radio vs. The Monkey Things and things and stuff. Maggi Noodle Temptations – Sesame Chicken It’s a trap! Writerly things. Painterly things. The hit and run driver has “come forward.” Battle of the sexists. Uh-oh, I’m in trouble again. Noodles, again. Labour Weekend. Chow Mein Soft Noodles… New noodles. Mustardy Hotdogs. More police; parents suddenly take a greater interest in road safety. The day after. Sometimes police action really sucks. The New, The Noodles, The Dodgeymansloski. The day the George stood still… Press the button, no button’s bad… Goodbye, Robert… All shorties, all day… Look, I’m playful, not angry… Election coverage, and results… Chicken dinners and electoral polls… New Zealand television on New Zealand television… International Carpentry Superstar Wellingtron… Grand Dragon Scumbag, Northern Region Harvey Jackson has lost everything but his humanity. Bad Baby Names. Mean Spam. Skinky Friend. New Zealand Television, now with added fibre and political satire… Kungfu Hustle Cheats, damns cheats, and the damn cheating cheaters that draw them… One Thousand Identical Georges. Books, movies, and ‘stolen’ TV. Big Fun. The biggest loser… Film festival frivolity. An ejaculation of digital trivia… Touch your own void. Broccoli Souperstar… Lost Season 1 Finale, now with 100% more spoilers. In Which I Eat Skin. Diagnosis : Chronic Heart Disease War of the Worlds. Nausea in a Blanket. Ginger Bucket. Batman finally begins to kick some ass. A murder has been done. Disturbing. Eddie is nursing George back to health. I think I may have killified George. With love. Scammer ‘Hygienist’. Instant Justice. It’s crap movie time! Stargate Atlantis Geekathon. Clarification. Disappointment Plus. Toofypegs. Making Ong-bak Readable. Torrent of unconciousness. Too? Much? Beer? Speight’s Distinction. James Boag’s Premium Speight’s Gold Medal Ale Heavin’ ‘n ‘eel. Don’t Dis My City. Pork & Roses. Water is only life support if you’re a fish. Marston’s Owd Rodger Singapore, reprazent! I demand to live! Eddie. For Claire, mostly. Lion Pils The Hottest Ever HotPoliceAction – Language Warning. The Hottest Ever HotPoliceAction, a.k.a. Men With Guns. Clairport. Drunken. Happy/Sad. Fare thee well. Happy Birthentines Day. Kitty Pix. Fine isn’t good. The king of the world. The Biggest Head. Tiger Lager Super Romantic pre-Valentines Day Poem. Trail Running Insanity. Something new, everyday. Shiny, and white. Ghey old Anthony Bumb.2004 Marston’s Oyster Stout This happy life. The Unwashed Christmasses Thank you Lord for giving us this day our daily bread, Ramen. I might well be a liar, but Liv Tyler is a big load of goat anus. Robert ‘Stick’ Rakete Blinkenlights. The incredible fastness of nerd. Braaaiiiinnns! Night Music. Spun The good and The Bads. Beardy Head. Brain cancer and death, but so sweet. The Tall and the Short of it. Citizens and White People, Now! Shiny Dog Skinned Jackboots. Hooookup! How I learned to stop worrying and love the Spumante. Somac, not Soma. More a wagon than an SUV, really. Move on, lady. The Bruce, the Bad, and the Ugly. Plummet to your doom! Rincebonce End. Ski Trip! Erdinger Kristallklar Skol Super. Skifun. Up for it. If you know what I mean. All Wagons, all the time. A nice playing doggy, and old photos of Vanuatu. As close to snow as we get. Car talk. Some multiple of two fingers. How convenient. Yum cha cha cha. Sit down, shut up. Make My Lunch : Reloaded. Sequel mania. Shattered. Can’t we all just get along? The other George, not that one, the other other one. Homos are people too, you know. Erdinger Dark. Also another bad movie. Mitsubutcho. Bali trip report. Monteith’s Radler Triumphal Return. Seeyer. Corona Extra Wells Bombardier English Premium Bitter Big. Red. Balls. Hot BBQ Action Happy New Year!2003 In which I break my neck. Pre-Christmas Dinner, Drinks. Lord of the Rings : Return of the King — (Spurious Review.) The Matrix : Revolutions Casa del Pino The end of The Monkey. All these things. Castle Milk Stout Loquats and small ‘homes’. Wanaka Beerworks Brewski All aboard! Speight’s Porter. RPCSS. Ski Trip. Mercer Cheese. Sunset. Belle-vue Framboise Britomart. Corn Syzrup. Bad! You! You! I take off my robe and wizard hat… I’ve got the painters in. People suck. Review your food. Chocolate Fudge Brownies. Awww yeah. Frost. Hang about, just a sec. Volcano High I’m not kidding. Painting id an expression of my ego. The goodness of my city. *kisses Auckland* The Matrix : Reloaded The Animatrix I’m not fooled by your pathetic explainations. My weird sleeping brain. Expert timing. He has big ears, so perhaps it matters. My Restaurants Thing. Dhan. Bodrum. Village of the damned. (Not the movie.) A tidal surge of photomagography. My little princess. X-Men 2 Bill Bailey Raglan kayak action. Softcocks in the surf. Raglan Wouldn’t wanna be ya. Ski jump in the park. Honestly. The unbearable darkness of darkness. L&P The Baker Monkey will rock your world, just as soon as he gets his shiznit together. Famous First Words. The Sproullster. Soreness. Moro Islamic Liberation Front. (a.k.a. MILF.) Kick my ass, please. McDonald’s is for the dogs. Bethells. Bodysurfing. Bluebottles. BBQ. Better big bangs. Trickstar Deluxe. Coming right up… The cock is blocked. Chur. In which I’m older than I was. But isn’t that always true? Lounge dog. They might have been the best years of your life… Cheese toasties reprazent! Oops. Bodysurfing. Hokey magician sort of cool. Happy New Year!2002 Lies about Kevin Smith. I’m such a hypocrite. FranÃ§ois in the world. Make my lunch. Haagen Lager DB Double Brown Hemp Beer Premium Lager Grey Lynn Park Festival Pate & Crackers Kulmbacher Premium Pils Cheese Toasties. Victoria Bitter Fridge Poet. Photo gallery tidy up. Our nice dog. Bethels Lake BBQ Time. Set all dogs to auto-hump! Kiddy fiddler. Sleeping dogs. Our tiny little boy what are bad. One of the problems with being so outrageously intelligent is holding two or more apparently contradictory positions on a single issue. Newton MessagePad I’b god a coub id be dose… It’s the magic number. The biggest ouch. Word of the day 2. Word of the day 1. Ouch. Food and drink. Vanilla Coke. Further to that. George loves the coke. Awwwwww yeah. Au revoir. The back! It hurts! Grading. Hypocrisy. World’s highest George. Moving in, moving out. Corrections. To my spine. Puppy puke. K Rd. Yakitori. Street art. The pelvis of love. Jay Lagaia in my bed, last night. Sort of. Bye, Dylan. Chocolate Chip Cookies. Movin’ on out. Absolute Henry. New dog. Old computer. Our State Broadcaster. New dog, new tricks. Soggy pizza, boxes. Vector Shoe Gnomes The magical shoe line. Panoramas. Cardboard. All the shoes you can eat! I’m going to make a killing! Polidrinks. Snowboard Trip. Ready to rock! Special votes for special people. George takes a shot for the team. The fabulous famousness of my girlfriend. I’m such a dog person. Bon apetite! Bloggercode. A new beginning. I bet it isn’t. Skatermonkey. Men In Black 2. Scooby Doo. R.I.P. Dear Fish. Answer me, mother! Dumb search terms. It might just be a coincidence. n00b skater George’s new website. Skateboard. Close enough is close enough, as long as you’re still young. Introducing our new puppy… Guess who! PUPPY!!! Minority Report E.R. for realz. My b0rken f1ng3r. I’ll be jackhammering your head off, shortly. The (tired/good)life. Webcam? Street Art. Spider Man He’s a pupular boy, after all. Mmmmm, beeeer. *gurgle* Beer. Stereotypes realised. Kronenbourg 1664 PHP Sapporo Kingfisher The Baker Monkey. Foster’s Lager Burner. Restaurants thing. Tui East India Pale Ale Hook a brother up! Eku 28 I’d better not say what I think they deserve. Star Wars Episode 2 – Attack of the Clones. You know who you is. It’s a close call, but… Force Powers! Bloody upgrades, eh? CheapAss DishScraper 2000 My good Nigerian friend. Boring night out. Heineken Half-arsed fuck-up of a job. Panic Room Ningunos Skateboards. Joke? Me? A walk into the city… Thanks guys. 🙂 The Cuzzies. Red Stripe Jamaica Lager R.I.P. Honourable Fishiesan. Hot Police Action! Weird dreams. Please? Oh, and by the way… My generous Nigerian friends. Jever Pilsener My little toy car… Grading. Flatwarming. Roadtrip photo galleries. Sweet home. On the road again… Uncle Bill’s Wedding. Over to Palmerston North, then out to Castle Point. A quick swim in the Mangatainoka up at Putara. Road Trip! Anticipation, preparation. Indecision 2002. … ? Take responsibility for your damn self, please. A fun thing. Too much thoughts for such a small head! Me, all hot and wet and naked. My baby in oils. Party at Sproull’s place… Mother buskers. Fush and chups. This shiznit is the shiznit. Turns out what he hunts ain’t wabbits… Pretzel disorder. Pimp’n. New stuff. Moonbat. Secret flowers guy. Sunflowers = my favourite. The fish naming game. Living dangerously. Another great day. Birthday photos. Happy birthday to me! Numb3rs. This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine. Power bills. Big day. Restaurants. A skateboard proposal. Thanks, universe! Zoo. She has candy. New camera. The moving of old things. Hot Police Action. Bye-bye Bailey. Happy New Year!