When Mr Snuffles sniffs at things, it’s cute.  But when, in the near future, a stranger sniffs at you it won’t be cute, and it won’t be because you smell, it will be because they want to steal all of your keys.  (And you won’t even notice.)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW3RGbQTLhE[/youtube]

This is why I wear a giant zorb-style Faraday cage everywhere I go.