Not only is the Canterbury District Police Commander talking about Tazers – making me look prescient, because no one could have seen that coming. From a fucking mile away. But there have now been two (claimed) eye-witness statements released by the media, the first was that Hammer Man was standing with his arms against his sides when he was shot, the second that he was charging the police at full tilt with the hammer held high over his head.

So, uh.