I bought a dishwasher today, but this stink fucking townhouse is causing problems with installation. As with everything else, the tradesmen did a completely half-arsed fuck-up of a job with the plumbing, so we’re probably going to have to fabricate water hoses ourselves, fucked-up fucking fuckers.

Thank-you very much property developers, your medium/high density housing is definitely going to be a real boon for the city in a few years, when everyone realises how completely shit it all is.

Just ask England.